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Uncle Benghazi’s Half-Baked Susan Rice: The Choice of Islamic Terrorist

1 Dec

FINALLY AN AMERICAN PRODUCT THAT TERRORIST LOVE—UNCLE BENGHAZI’S HALF-BAKED SUSAN RICE IS EXPERIENCING RECORD SALES ACROSS THE ARAB WORLD.  GOES WITH ANYTHING THING EXCEPT PORK AND NEEDS LITTLE PREPARATION FOR THOSE IN A HURRY FOR THE NEXT SUICIDE BOMBING.  PUT POUNDS ON THE LITTLE ONES AND IS PROVEN TO BE THE QUICKEST WAY TO FATTEN THEM UP FOR THE SLAUGHTER THAT JIHAD OFFERS.  UNCLE BENGHAZI’S HALF-BAKED RICE IS FILLED  WITH THE LIES AND HALF-TRUTHS NEEDED BY ALL ISLAMIC RADICALS.  YES, UNCLE BENGHAZI’S RICE IS THE FOOD OF CHOICE AMONG ISLAMS FINEST.